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Christmas Ideas, Hints and Tips
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Reindeer Dust/Food
Poor reindeer... With barely any preparation at all,
the little darlings have to climb out of bed in the
middle of the night, cold and dark, and fly some
35,000 miles! Then they stand outside on roofs
and in yards and wait for the tubby guy to run in
and out of where it's pretty and warm.
Use these as party favors—all of us
get enough sweet treats at Christmas. Or send
them to school with your kids as presents for
their friends. Sit a bowl of them by your front door
to give to salesmen, delivery people, or anyone
else who stops by. Scout troops could make them
as an easy Christmas activity!
Place about 1/4 cup of oatmeal in a bag. Add a
small amount of glitter. Attach the following saying:
Sprinkle on the lawn at night.
The moon will make it sparkle bright.
Santa's reindeer fly and roam.
This will guide them to your home!
Another nice mixture could include sparkling sugar,
sunflower seeds, and
other bird seed which is better for the birds—
just in case they should arrive before the hungry
reindeer. Place the mixture in a small bag and attach
the following:
It is the night before Christmas
and since every year
you feed Santa Claus
now feed his reindeer!
Sprinkle the contents of the bag on the front lawn
on Christmas Eve!
This idea has near-infinite possibilities,
peanuts for squirrels who beat out the reindeer,
dog or cat treats, anything!
And you can certainly think up better poems.....
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Pesky Reindeer Stains
We don't know what the darned reindeer were
doing in the house in the first place. But
to remove reindeer stains on carpet,
first pick up and vacuum up all loose
debris. Then mix 1 quart warm
water, 1/4 cup ammonia, 1/4 cup white
vinegar, and 1/4 cup
disinfectant deodorizing cleaner (such
as Lysol Kitchen Cleaner). After
checking fabric or carpet for color
fastness, saturate
the stain thoroughly with the cleaner mix
and let stand 1/2 hour. Use a towel
or paper towels to soak up the liquid as
thoroughly as possible, let dry, and
vacuum again.
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Less than Perfect Children?
For children who are possibly not as
nice as they could have been:
Fill a Ziploc Snack Size bag (about
1/3 the size of regular ones), about 1/4
or 1/3 full with Snowman poop (mini white
marshmallows) or reindeer poop (chocolate
covered peanuts or raisins), and put a
sticker on the outside of the bag with
one of these sayings on it!
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I heard that you've
been naughty, So listen, here's
the scoop... I'm running short
on coal this year, So you get snowman
poop!
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A lump of coal won't be enough To
make up for the shine and fluff, So,
here's a scoop of reindeer poop To
offset all that Christmas Goop!!!
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I woke up with such a scare when I
heard Santa call... "Now dash away,
dash away, dash away all! I ran to the
lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left "little
gifts". I got an old shovel and
started to scoop neat little piles of
"reindeer poop". But to throw
them away, seemed such a waste, So I
saved them, thinking ~ you might like
a taste! As I finished my task, which
took quite awhile, Old Santa passed by
and he sheepishly smiled. And I heard
him exclaim as he rose in the sky ~
"Well, they're not potty
trained, but at least they can fly!"
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Aurora, CO
Phone: 303-368-7484
http://www.HaveSantaWillTravel.com
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